I Need A Job / How To Write A Good Article

Kids, having a job isn't as fun as you think it is. Yes, you would have cash to call your own and you can spend it the way you want to. While your pupils have morphed themselves into dollar signs and all you can hear now is kaching-kaching-kaching, I'm sorry to have to break your greedy happy little bubble.

There's one thing your fantasy forgot to show your cute little brain. Honey, it won't be all about parties, booze, and all the ice cream you want. In the real world, besides the fun stuff, you would also need to spend on the boring but essential "adult" things in life like rent (boo!), electricity (boo!), and water (boo!), among many other things (bigger boo!). Sorry, guys.

In line with this, I'm looking to get Job #2. Why? I'm old and I have bills that need paying. Because Job #1 ensures that most of my day is filled up, what I'm really looking for is a sideline. One of the jobs I applied for required an entry with an article based on their given topic.

I know I'm not the best writer in town (my grammar's shitty) but I spent a good few hours putting my thoughts in writing. So for posterity's sake, here's what I spat out-